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This one reads like a nightmare....SPOOF!

AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson to join Boyzone

Rumour has it that boyband 'Boyzone' are to approach flat cap obsessive AC/DC singer Brian Johnson with a view to him replacing recently deceased singer Stephen Gately in the band's line-up.

A spokesman for Boyzone said that 62 year old rocker, Johnson, was the obvious choice for the 'gig'.

"He is vibrant, athletic, handsome and has the kind of smooth, sexy, come to bed voice that young girls adore. He will be perfect as a replacement for Stephen, God bless him."

Johnson was not available for comment last night, but a representative of his record label said. "I think I can speak for Brian when I say that Boyzone are barking up the wrong tree. If they think that one of the world's most successful rock gods would demean himself by joining forces with a bunch of lightweight crooners like Boyzone, then they are deluded in the extreme. Brian has indicated a desire to retire from the music business as soon as the present tour is completed, anyway, and will be spending his retirement in his favourite hobbies of supping Newcastle Broon Ale and whippet fettling.

Exclusive - I can reveal that as of today, Brian Johnson, late of AC/DC, will be Stephen Gately's replacement in boyband Boyzone. Just goes to show, doesn't it?

Source: TheSpoof.com

Verdict:

[Birdman74]

Sumbody please tell me today is April 1st

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Oh it gets even better:

Queen gives her backing to AC/DC singer's Boyzone decision

Her Majesty the Queen has stamped her seal of approval on AC/DC singer, Brian Johnson's decision to join forces with depleted boyband 'Boyzone'.

Buckingham Palace today held a press conference, at which members of the UK media were told to 'shut the f**k up'.

This was obviously not going to be any normal press conference.

Some smart bastard in a red uniform with a pie on his head mounted the raised dais, and informed the waiting reporters that he was a 'Beefeater'. He went on to inform his spellbound audience that he hadn't taken any shit off the fuzzy wuzzys, and wouldn't be taking any off them either. They were to sit upright, hands on knees and listen. Then they were to f**k off, Right?

Right.

A suited flunkey then walked up to a gold plated microphone, mumbled something in what sounded like German, which most of the gathered thought was appropriate under the circumstances, and passed around squares of yellowed parchment on which was written in illuminated script.

"Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, rightful Teutonic monarch of this Island nation, does today offer her congratulations to loyal subject and committed Geordie, Mr Brian Johnson, on his elevation from sordid back street rocker to musical luminary.

Her Majesty and His Royal Highness, Philip the Greek have long been admirers of Mr Johnson's work, and are pleased to see him dragged from the relative obscurity of semi-professionalism with Antipodean shuffle group, AC/DC, to the entertainment zenith that awaits him amongst the ranks of super group, Boyzone. We are confident that he is more than capable of filling the late Stephen Gately's shoes, if not his trousers."

Yours
ER

Ps 'For those about to croon. We salute you.'"

The media was then ushered from the room by soldiers with fixed bayonets.

LINK: TheSpoof.com

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LOL^^^



Dear Louis,

I see myself as a huge fan off your work, but your decision to choose
two, annoying pretentious, vile creatures to appear on x-factor has
left me totally distraught.

You think these guys have the potential to be better than Boyzone or Westlife?

Over my dead body!!!

Love Stephen